An experience at Thai Ku

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That was different.

What's that? They're having an orgy in the basement? What?
That's right, that's the biggest memory I have of the last time I was there with some folks. There was a seat for me, good. The guy to my right, fellow kickballer was pretty funny, luckily, but the girl to my left (friend of his) laughed at everything and anything. That got old quick.

Guy to my right told a funny story about a Russian friend of his who, lets just say had a certain ailment that with the Russian accent would be "erpes". So, he told the story like this. They were in a class together and the guy was like, dude, you have that! He's like what? Erpes? What is wrong wit these erpes? Iz just erpes, I don't see the big deal of these erpes. Now, I can't get this crap out of my head, thanks.

A guy across from me looked and acted like a guy I knew in HS, high as a kite and kind of weird looking, I thought I left that behind in the 12th grade?

Getting back to mystery girl to my left, I was wondering about her high energy level and high laugh to breathing ratio. I asked her, "how many have you had to drink tonight", to which she replied, "why". Isn't that so typical of a woman? Yes? Thanks. I said, I just go there and didn't know how much drinking had lapsed. Evidently only 2 drinks, but oh yeah she remembered she had "smoked a little" EEhem. Evidently, it "works" for her. Isn't that nice? People of Earth, stop self medicating!

Other choice experts from that night are "camel toe", "do I have a camel toe", "no, you only have half a camel toe", "I want kids", "I just need a donor" "erpes" and "check please!"

Ok, now I never went downstairs to check out this so called orgy, but the word was it was an old opium den with place to lay down and ther was a pile of six people doing something. I did wonder about this and dind't come to any conclusions. I will let you all know what I find, as I'll go back and check it out.

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An experience at Lock and Keel

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This was really the last place I wanted to end up, but being with a group of better than half drunks, the majority rules.

But first, I suggested some of my early favorites, but to no avail. The Matador was crowded, The People's Pub was crowded, so we ferried on down to the Lock and Keel.

We walk in and first thing, I'm carded, that was random. It was right at the door, I mean really, this is a low brow blue collar kind of eehhhhh place...carding at the door? Please. Breathing annnnnd moving on.

So I poke around like a lost prairy dog along with a couple of other guys. We get to the end of the bar and wait and wait (repeat 10 times) and I leave them I discover the rest of the crew taking over a table like some kind of lab created bacteria, but it worked...99%. Ya see, it's just like with most bacterias, or cures, they work most of the time. What was left? A guy and a girl, the guy looking less desirable, same for the woman = match made in heaven, aw aint that...uh, no, not on this blog.

We take our seats and then a rare occurence, I don't really feel like a drink, mainly because I'm not feeling the crowd, the bar or the company. Now, don't get me wrong, they are good people, but I'm the relative newbie, and some are just not on my wavelength, and they were all pretty much drunk and I wasn't.

I got to the bar because everyone was in their own world, so I might as well be in mine. Oh my God, there is a strongbow tap. HELLO! Pint of Strongbow please! Friggin sweet. The bartender informed me he would have to charge $1 for a less than $10 bar purchase, I said alright. The kid was friendly and upbeat and so was the other 'tender. He handed me the bill and he said he didn't charge me and I said, "Thanks, chief"!

I sat back down, everyone was still in their own place, blah blah blah. Bottom line, I was able to enjoy one of my favorite drinks which made it pleasant. Now, on to bigger and better things, faithful reader.

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